CONGREGATIO AMERICANA PRO LUDO ET ALEA
United States Golf & Gambling Group™
Certificate of Perpetual Membership
In Recognition of Golfing Valor & Unwavering Camaraderie
BE IT KNOWN TO ALL PERSONS OF HONOURABLE SPORTING CHARACTER THAT
“Having demonstrated sufficient fortitude under pressure putts, honorable and cheerful settlement of wagers, and enduring devotion to the sacred traditions of the links, is hereby enrolled as a”
MEMBER IN PERPETUITY • LIFE ROLL
To strike firmly on the twelfth green with coin at hazard. Never decelerate into the stroke, nor attribute a pulled three-footer to spiked turf or untimely wind.
Front, Back, and Overall. The match is the lifeblood of the afternoon. A press issued on the seventeenth tee is a binding treaty of valor, executed in open sunlight.
Through drenching squalls, sunbaked bentgrass, and mounting handicaps. The thirty-sixth hole shall be played with the same measured stride as the opening strike.
To give, receive, and relish sharp and good-natured ribbing over a sliced brassie. Wit must be quick, skins settled without rancor, and fellowship unbroken.
“Membership carries with it the solemn obligation to compete fiercely, wager honorably, pay promptly, laugh often, and never allow a grudge to outlast the match.”
USG³™ SEAL MMXXIV